#1 A-List shit

#1 A-List shit

whorville:

Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass

tagged → #tbh
"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

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tagged → #LMAO

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

tagged → #rihanna #slayyy

milktasteslikegood:

right so my dash is fucking dead again and has far too much porn that I anticipated so shit man if you reblog this I’ll follow you if you post

  • Free!
  • Homestuck
  • Supernatural
  • SNK
  • Doctor Who
  • Harry Potter
  • HOMESTUCK
  • Johndave
  • Destiel
  • RinHaru
  • Adventure time
  • Gravity falls
  • ATLA
  • teen wolf
  • Or just awesome stuff
tagged → #ya #ok #lmao only hp but
tagged → #yes bb #laverne cox
Track Title: Games

Artist: Jonas Brothers

Album: Jonas Brothers
tagged → #jb 4 lyfe #jonas #music rec

Go Girl

tagged → #yesss #beyonce